Meet Cute or Meet Catastrophe?

The Pete-Cute
I AWOKE, HEAD THROBBING, to a text from Anya: Hey, babycakes! Wanted
to make sure you got my email re: your glorious mind and the
summer deadline we chatted about.
That period reverberated through my skull like a death knell.
I’d gotten my first true hangover when I was twenty-four, the morning
after Anya sold my first book, Kiss Kiss, Wish Wish, to Sandy Lowe.
(Jacques had bought his favorite French champagne to celebrate, and we
drank it from the bottle as we walked the Brooklyn Bridge, waiting for the
sun to rise, because we thought it seemed hugely romantic.) Later, lying on
the bathroom floor, I’d sworn I’d fall on a sharp knife before I let my brain
feel like an egg frying on a rock in the Cancún sun again.
And yet! Here I was, face pressed into a beaded throw pillow, brain
sizzling in the saucepan of my skull. I ran to the downstairs bathroom. I
didn’t need to throw up, but I was hoping that if I pretended I did, my body
would fall for it and evacuate the poison in my gut.
I threw myself onto my knees in front of the toilet and lifted my eyes to
the framed picture that hung from a ribbon on the wall behind it.
Dad and That Woman were on a beach, dressed in windbreakers, his arms
wrapped around her shoulders, the wind pulling at her pre-white blonde hair
and pushing his only-just-graying curls flat against his forehead as they
grinned.And then, in a more understated but equally hilarious joke from the
universe, I spotted the magazine rack beside the toilet, which contained
exactly three offerings.
A two-year-old Oprah Magazine. A copy of my third book, Northern
Light. And that damn The Revelatories—a hardcover with one of those
shiny AUTOGRAPHED stickers, no less.
I opened my mouth and retched heartily into the toilet bowl. Then I
stood, rinsed out my mouth, and turned the picture frame around so it faced
the wall.
“Never again,” I said aloud. Step one to a hangover-free life? Probably
not moving into a house that drives you to drink. I would have to find other
coping mechanisms. Like … nature.
I went back to the living room, fished my toothbrush from my bag, and
brushed at the kitchen sink. The next essential step for me to go on existing
was a coffee IV.
Whenever I drafted a book, I pretty much lived in my illustrious give-up
pants, so aside from a collection of equally terrible sweatpants, I’d packed
pretty lightly for this trip. I’d even watched a handful of lifestyle vloggers’
videos about “capsule wardrobes” in an attempt to maximize the amount of
“looks” I could “build” from a pair of Daisy Dukes I mostly wore when I
was stress-cleaning and a collection of ratty T-shirts with celebrities’ faces
on them—remnants from a phase in my early twenties.
I pulled on a somber black-and-white Joni Mitchell, stuffed my boozebloated body into the denim cutoffs, and put on my floral-embroidered
ankle boots.
I had a thing about shoes, from the very cheap and tacky to the very
expensive and dramatic. As it turned out, this “thing” of mine was fairly
incompatible with the whole capsule wardrobe concept. I’d only packed
four pairs, and I doubted anyone would consider my sparkly Target tennis
shoes or the over-the-knee Stuart Weitzman boots I’d splurged on to be
“classic.”
I grabbed my car keys and was heading out into the blinding summer sun
when I heard my phone buzzing from within the couch cushions. A
message from Shadi: Made out with the Haunted Hat, followed by a
bunch of skulls.
As I stumbled outside again, I typed back: SEE A PRIEST
IMMEDIATELY.I tried not to think about last night’s humiliating face-off with the
neighbor as I jogged down the steps to the Kia, but that just freed up my
mind to wander to my least favorite subject.
Dad. The last time we’d gone boating together, he’d driven us to the
man-made lake in the Kia and told me he was giving it to me. It was also
the day he told me I should go for it: move to New York. Jacques was
already there for medical school, and we were doing the long-distance thing
so I could be with Mom. Dad had to travel a lot for “work,” and even if I
ultimately believed my own story—that our lives would always, ultimately,
work out—a big part of me was still too scared to leave Mom alone. As if
my absence would somehow make room for the cancer to creep back in a
third time.
“She’s fine,” Dad had promised as we sat in the frigid, dark parking lot.
“It could come back,” I’d argued. I didn’t want to miss a second with her.
“Anything could happen, January.” That was what he’d said. “Anything
could happen to Mom, or me, or even you, at any point. But right now,
nothing is. Do something for yourself for once, kiddo.”
Maybe he thought my moving to New York to live with my boyfriend
was, at its core, the same as him buying a second house to hide away with
his mistress. I’d given up grad school to help take care of Mom during that
second round of chemo, put every cent I could toward helping with medical
bills, and where had he been then? Wearing a windbreaker and drinking
pinot noir on the beach with That Woman?
I pushed the thought away as I slid into the car, the leather hot against my
thighs, and pulled away from the curb, cranking down the window as I
went.
At the end of the street, I turned left, away from the water, and headed
into town. The inlet that reached down along the right side of the road threw
slivers of sparkling light against my window, and the hot wind roared in my
ears. For a minute, it was like my life had ceased to exist around me. I was
just floating past hordes of scantily clad teenagers milling around the hot
dog stand on my left, parents and kids lined up out the door of the ice cream
shop on my right, packs of cyclists riding back toward the beach.
As I cruised down the main drag, the buildings clumped closer until they
were pressed shoulder to shoulder: a tiny Italian restaurant with vinecovered terraces flush with a skate shop, pressing it into the Irish pub next
door, followed by an old-fashioned candy shop, and finally a café calledPete’s Coffee—not to be confused with Peet’s, though the sign looked,
actually, like it was specifically trying to be confused with Peet’s.
I pulled into a parking spot and ducked into the sweet chill of Pete Not
Peet’s air-conditioning. The floorboards were painted white and the walls
were a deep blue, speckled with silver stars that swirled between tables,
interrupted by the occasional framed platitude attributed to “Anonymous.”
The room opened directly into a well-lit bookstore, the words PETE’S
BOOKS painted in that same auspicious silver over the doorway. An
elderly couple in fleece vests sat in the half-collapsed armchairs in the back
corner. Aside from the late-middle-aged woman at the register and me, they
were the only people here.
“Much too nice of a day to be inside, I s’pose,” the barista said, as if
reading my thoughts. She had a gruff voice to match her blonde crew cut,
and her tiny gold hoop earrings winked in the soft lighting as she waved me
forward with a set of pale pink fingernails. “Don’t be shy. We’re all family
at Pete’s.”
I smiled. “God, I hope not.”
She slapped the counter as she laughed. “Oh, family’s tricky,” she agreed.
“Anyway, what can I get you?”
“Jet fuel.”
She nodded sagely. “Oh, you’re one of those. Where are you from,
honey?”
“New York most recently. Ohio before that.”
“Oh, I’ve got family in New York. The state, not the city. You’re talking
about the city though, aren’t you?”
“Queens,” I confirmed.
“Never been,” she said. “You want any milk? Any syrup?”
“I’d do some milk,” I said.
“Whole? Half? One-sixteenth?”
“Surprise me. I’m not picky when it comes to fractions.”
She threw her head back and laughed again as she moved lackadaisically
between machines. “Who has time to be? I swear, even North Bear Shores
moves too fast for me most days. Maybe if I took up drinking this ‘jet fuel’
of yours it’d be a different story.”
Having a barista who did not drink espresso wasn’t ideal, but I liked the
woman with the tiny gold earrings. Honestly, I liked her so much that it sent
a little pang of longing through me.For the old January. The one who loved throwing themed parties and
coordinating group costumes, who couldn’t go to the gas station or stand in
line at the post office without winding up making plans to grab coffee or hit
up a gallery opening with someone I just met. My phone was riddled with
contacts like Sarah, the anchor bar, cute dog and Mike, runs that new
vintage store. I’d even met Shadi in a pizza shop bathroom when she came
out of the stall wearing the best Frye boots I’d ever seen. I missed feeling
that deep curiosity about people, that spark of excitement when you realized
you had something in common or admiration when you uncovered a hidden
talent or quality.
Sometimes, I just missed liking people.
But this barista, she was thoroughly likable. Even if the coffee sucked, I
knew I’d be back. She tucked the plastic lid on the cup and plopped it down
in front of me. “No charge for first-timers,” she said. “I just ask that you
return.”
I smiled, promised I would, and stuffed my last dollar bill into the tip jar
as she went back to mopping up the counters. On my way back to the door,
I froze, Anya’s voice running through my head: Heeeeeeey, sugar cube!
SERIOUSLY not trying to overstep, but you know, book clubs are your
DREAM market. If you’re literally IN a small-town bookstore, you should
pop over and say hey!
I knew Imaginary Anya was right. Right now, every sale mattered to me.
Plastering a smile on my face, I passed through the doorway into the
bookstore. If only I could travel back in time and choose to put on any
outfit besides the 2002 Jessica Simpson music video extra costume I was
sporting.
The store was small oak shelves along the outside walls and a
hodgepodge labyrinth of shorter bookshelves tunneling back and forth
between them. The register was unattended, and as I waited, I glanced
toward the trio of braces-wearing preteens in the romance section to make
sure it wasn’t one of my books they were giggling over. All four of us
would be irrevocably traumatized if the bookseller led me over to sign stock
only to discover a copy of Southern Comfort in the redhead’s hands. The
girls gasped and tittered as the redhead clutched the book to her chest,
revealing the cover: a topless man and woman embracing as flames leapt
around them. Definitely not one of mine.I took a sip of the latte and promptly spit it back into the cup. It tasted
like mud.
“Sorry about the wait, hon.” The scratchy voice came from over my
shoulder, and I spun to face the woman zigzagging toward me through the
crooked rows of shelves. “These knees don’t move like they used to.”
At first, I thought she must be the barista’s identical twin, sisters who’d
opened the business together, but then I realized the woman was untying her
gray PETE’s apron from her waist as she made her way to the register.
“Do you believe I used to be a roller derby champion?” she said as she
dropped the wadded apron on the counter. “Well, believe it or not, I did.”
“At this point I’d hardly be surprised to find out you’re the mayor of
North Bear Shores.”
She gave a rattling laugh. “Oh, no, can’t say that I am! Though maybe I
could get some shit done around here, if they’d have me! This town is a
nice little pocket of progressivism here in the Mitten, but the people with
the purse strings are still a bunch of pearl-clutching golf bags.”
I fought a smile. It sounded so much like something Dad would’ve said.
The ache seared through me, fire-poker sharp and hot.
“Anyway, don’t mind me and my O-PIN-YUNS,” she enunciated, lifting
her thick ash-blonde brows. “I’m just a lowly entrepreneur. What can I do
you for, sugar?”
“I just wanted to introduce myself,” I admitted. “I’m a writer, actually,
with Sandy Lowe Books, and I’m here for the summer, so I figured I’d say
hi, sign stock if you have any.”
“Ohhh, another writer in town!” she cried. “How exciting! You know,
North Bear brings in a lot of artist types. It’s our way of life, I think. And
the college. All sorts of freethinkers over there. A beautiful little
community. You’re going to love it here …” The way her words dropped
off suggested she was waiting for me to insert my own name at the end of
her sentence.
“January,” I chimed in. “Andrews.”
“Pete,” she said, shaking my hand with the vigor of a green beret who’s
just said, Put ’er there, son!
“Pete?” I said. “Of Pete’s Coffee fame?”
“The very same. Legal name’s Posy. What kind of a name is that?” She
pantomimed gagging. “Seriously, do I look like a Posy to you? Does
anyone look like a Posy?” shook my head. “Maybe, like, a baby wearing a polyester flower
costume?”
“Soon as I could talk, I set that one straight. Anyway, January Andrews.”
Pete stepped up to the computer and plugged my name into the keyboard.
“Let’s see if we’ve got your book.”
I never corrected people when they said singular “book” rather than
plural “books,” but sometimes the assumption dug under my skin. It made
me feel like people thought my career was a fluke. Like I’d sneezed and a
romance novel came out.
And then there were the people who acted like we were in on some secret
joke together when, after a conversation about Art or Politics, they found
out I wrote upbeat women’s fiction: Whatever pays the bills, right? they’d
say, practically begging me to confirm I didn’t want to write books about
women or love.
“Looks like we don’t have any in stock,” Pete said, looking up from the
screen. “But I tell ya what, you’d better believe I’m ordering them in.”
“That’d be great!” I said. “Maybe we could host a workshop later this
summer.”
Pete gasped and clutched my arm. “Idea, January Andrews! You should
come to our book club. We’d love to have ya. Great way to get involved in
the community. It’s Mondays. Can you do Monday? Tomorrow?”
In my head, Anya said, You know what made The Girl on the Train
happen? Book clubs.
That was a stretch. But I liked Pete. “Mondays work.”
“Fantastic. I’ll send you my address. Seven PM, lots of booze, always a
hoot.” She pulled a business card from the desk and passed it across the
counter. “You do email, don’t you?”
“Almost constantly.”
Pete’s smile widened. “Well, you just shoot me a message and we’ll
make sure you’re all set for tomorrow.”
I promised her I would and turned to go, nearly colliding with the display
table. I watched the pyramid of books tremble, and as I stood there, waiting
to see if they’d fall, I realized the entire thing was made out of the same
book, each marked with an AUTOGRAPHED sticker.
An uncanny tingle climbed my spine.
There, on the abstract black-and-white cover, in square red letters,
beneath The Revelatories, was his name. It was all coming together in mymind, a domino trail of realizations. I didn’t mean to say it aloud, but I
might have.
Because the bells over the bookshop door tinkled, and when I looked up,
there he was. Olive skin. Cheekbones that could cut you. Crooked mouth
and a husky voice I’d never forget. Messy, dark hair I could immediately
picture haloed in fluorescent light.
Augustus Everett. Gus, as I’d known him back in college.
“Everett!” as Pete was calling affectionately from behind the desk.
My neighbor, the Grump.
I did what any reasonable adult woman would do when confronted with
her college rival turned next-door neighbor. I dove behind the nearest
bookshelf.

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